Presidential Solid Gold Luxury Trumpjamas (Limited Edition)
"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure. It's not your fault." — President Trump
There’s no doubt, our new President has no tolerance for stupidity. And won’t you feel stupid if you miss out on owning one of our Limited Edition, Solid Gold Presidential TRUMPJAMAS!
The most luxurious, sexy, solid gold sleepwear money can buy!
— Hand tailored by the finest artisans for the ultimate in luxury
— Fashioned from a proprietary silk-cotton blend to ensure maximum durability and comfort
— Crafted using advanced bonding technology & crease-resistant fabrics for an unbeatable finish
— Constructed with proprietary fabric weaves for optimal breathability in any situation...
— 100% Not made in Mexico
Now, some people might laugh at the idea of the President of The United States walking around the White House in a pair of smooth, Solid Gold Suit Pajamas. Those people will tell you the idea is ridiculous. But is it really? Are you absolutely sure he doesn’t?
Because ask yourself:
Would a man whose living room looks like this NOT wear Trumpjamas?
So remember, when you need to buy class, Buy Trumpjamas.